366 currently. +5 since his low and dropping. 17 away from my first ever Patreoff championship.
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Lloyd Evans Patreoff Pool March 2024
by DerekMoors infor those still interested in lloyd's fall from grace, i made up a chart of my own.
april 2023 is when he put out his "things are bad" tin cup begging video, and he got a small surge to 592 on the 13th of that month.
i'm also using his all-time peak of 897 from november 2022.. for march, we're gonna say a modest -15, putting him at 352. i'm also curious as to when he might hit 300 and then 200. if he keeps up with an average of -20 every month, he'll be at less than 190 before the end of this year.. happy guessing everyone..
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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That “I would have liked the option to be gay” is more reflective of him trying to score points as a progressive than him trying to out himself as one. He’s often sought out fights with people online that invariably ended with him applying the label of homophobic or transphobic. It’s an ingrained part of his shtick to start passionately sounding off on issues traditionally associated with the political left.
As much as a victim he likes to be, if he had been gay we’d have already known about it and the M7 would have picked up a homophobic label by now. When he said on the livestream “my sexuality has been tampered with”, I thought for sure he was coming out as bi. It would have been an opportune moment to do so and would have given him another talking point he desperately needed. But he didn’t.
Whether he’s 50% this or that, he’s definitely 100% a liar and hypocrite and abusive to those around him.
Yep. A fine example of that was during the migrant crisis when Croatia was being used as a transit point. He passionately defended their cause and symbolically offered up his home as a refuge! Either he was just virtue signaling or was being a moron for exposing his wife and young daughters to Syrian migrants sleeping in his own house. As protective and controlling over his own family as we know him to be, it was likely virtue signaling.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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So here's my thoughts on the gey day thing.
He has mentioned before that he is not sexually compatible with his ex wife.
To add: The reason his wife gave as to their sexual incompatibility is that he primarily desired anal sex. She did not. They hadn't had vaginal intercourse since before his youngest was born in 2019. Not to say they weren't intimate since then, but it primarily consisted of him asking her to do things whilst he masturbated.
Doesn't mean he's gay, but worth noting.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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His biggest problem is that he doesn't realize he's bad at comedy.
And this video was a compilation. Meaning he thought these passages were actually the good portions of his stand-up. I'd hate to see what didn't make the cut.
Most of these jokes weren't even jokes. Talking about JW upbringing and what was disallowed isn't that. There was no punchline. Any Brit could have offered the same wry reasoning that an Indian dish is now the national dish. He probably had heard that comment on a television show and recycled it for people who had little or no exposure to it.
The part about him thinking his privates were going to explode after a discussion about masturbation with his dad was something I thought he would drop based on how it completely sucked the air out of the room on the last one. We keep asking the same question - why did he tell Kim and Bob he was seeing prostitutes? The answer is right in front of us. He likes talking about his private parts and what he does to it in public. He seems to really get off on it. I seriously doubt Dijana would have ever rang the bell on why he resigned as an elder and that entire mess, but there he went - it was because he was sexting other women! Like it was something "cool" that he did. Almost like it's his own bat-signal to horny women in the audience that he's available and up for just about anything.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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Openly pondering whether the women who supposedly led him on and on may have googled his name and were aghast at what they found. He kept texting until they finally had to tell him to stop. It’s kind of unavoidable. He tells them he’s on YouTube and that’s leading them directly into the fire. They may have even found this thread. So of the few who might have actually been initially interested in Jabba the Hutt are then turned off by what he’s been up to and how he torpedoed his marriage because she didn’t match up with his kinks.
He’s so easy to find. A simple search will reveal the name of his wife and two daughters who live in Sisak.
What a legacy.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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The thing about girls who all "lead you on and lead you on and lead you on and then reject you" is so blatantly misogynistic
He's essentially saying he's an incel (involuntarily celibate). There's actually an incel community notable for misogyny, where they bark about how women (or less common, men) are unreasonable in their standards for partners. I can sense that's going to be a new part of his routine.
His shtick is centred round him being a fish out of water in Croatia. He's lived there for 15 years and still does not understand many things about the people and the culture.
His comedy routine has devolved into this:
- I'm a Brit who lives in Croatia. Golly are things different here and here's my list of complaints.
- I was raised as a JW, but came to Croatia, didn't understand the sermons, started thinking for myself and left the religion.
- JWs have all these restrictive rules which affected me greatly. Mostly to do with sex. I couldn't be gay, have sex outside of marriage with multiple partners, wank, watch porn, or marry anyone outside of the religion.
- As a result I have a very unremarkable love life and here are my dating nightmares.
The part about him being sapiosexual is what he truly believes, but in reality is a cover for having little prospects outside of marriage. He's claiming many women don't meet his standards when the reality is the precise opposite - A man in his mid-40s, overweight, divorced, non-attractive man with a Muppet nose isn't attractive by any means for the women he is trying to woo. Evidently there have been some who seemed interested and went on dates with him, only to fend off his requests for more dates with texts breaking it off.
Hearing that makes me believe even further that at some point last summer, after multiple rejections and continued celibacy outside of sex workers, he made a play for reconciliation with Dijana. It was turned down and perhaps his reaction to it led to her dropping as a producer and distancing herself from his failing company. The Aftermath video was a culmination of all these frustrations he had - his wife closing the door for good on a reconciliation, Tibor starting to get restless regarding an uncertain future and his patrons being in freefall despite his best efforts at begging.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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And you guys are glutton for punishment tuning in to it.
Not at all.
La basura de un hombre es el tesoro de otro.
See: The Room, Wiseau, Tommy.
It’s the most honest I’ve ever seen Lloyd be.
It’s also so bad it could be performance art.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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Very sexually charged. What T5 said, but he launches into a monologue about him trying to date ChatGPT (since he is attracted to intelligence, AI should be no different). He says this which gives you a good clue as to how his dating life is post-Dijana:
I am going to replicate my experience with dating girls, which is they lead you on and lead you on and lead you on, then they reject you.
He then gives ChatGPT the answer he supposedly gets:
Actually I don’t think I can date you now. Please don’t take it personally but I will let you know if anything changes.
If I were his ex-wife listening to this, I’d soon discover an answer to why she wasn’t sexually compatible: she was and is not intelligent enough.
Also he hates your cooking and has for 15 years.
He also wears a shirt too short where his belly is sticking over the belt, but wants to go into details about what does or does not turn him on. Watch the video, this is vintage Lloyd.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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Leah Remini would absolutely be eviscerated by Scientology bots and their websites devoted to her if she publicly supported Evans. In fact I’d love to see snippets of his livestream appear on heavily produced Scientology videos making their case against her.
Bottom line is he benefits no one anymore - in fact he’s more trouble than he’s worth and association with him is the kiss of death.
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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)
by Simon inuh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.
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They must have money then.
They are not. In the book he described his father as an unsuccessful salesman who was often unemployed. His mum would often have to take up side jobs like a nanny or housecleaner to make ends meet.